A catholic priest was dying in the hospital. Then he tells the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer and a politician. Within minutes, a police officer and a politician popped in. He told them to sit on either side of the bed and he says nothing. The priest holds both the hands of the police officer and the politician. The guys get so touched and at the same time feel important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Then finally, the politician asked, ‘But why did you call us?’ the priest gathered all his strength and said ‘Jesus died between two thieves…I want to go the same way.’